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Previously…

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Do you know what? I love it when those American TV programmes start with one of the actors doing a gravelly voiceover that says, “Previously on…” (insert random US serial here, Friends, LOST, ER, etc) and nothing did it better than V. It gave the chance to reminisce the previous week’s entertainment, or catch up if you’d been sent to bed early / been out drinking / forgot to bother. In terms of this site, you’ve got nearly a year to catch up on.

Therefore, and in no way linked to the tutorial I have this week, I have decided to give a short recap to anyone new to this blog – or my tutor, whoever reads it first.

It started with a fortune cookie.

A seemingly random opening which led me on a journey of thought, discovery, reflection, and ‘synchronicity’ of my story, my recent and distant past and my near and distant future, and involved my attempting to make sense of it all and perhaps, change my fate in the process.

“HELP! I’M LOCKED IN A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!” said it, and I couldn’t just ignore it. It felt like a sign, like this was meant for me, and for a while, I was obsessed with the gimmicky snacks. I even set up an installation in Liverpool city centre to someone I made out had been killed by one.

he died ten years ago for you

This took me to Chinese philosophies and fortune predictions, good luck messages, and the I-Ching. Lottery numbers consumed me for a while. The idea of serendipity and fate was exacerbated however by my discovery that this message had been sent to me by the very lady whose photos I had found under my bed ten years previous, then the realisation that other (fortunate and unfortunate) events in my life had been caused by other people linked to my past somehow… so I decided to get some closure by sharing my stories with you. Thankfully my best mate on the other side of the world built me this platform for them.

http://www.jonathangreenbank.com/archives/9

In order to prevent such events happening in the future, believing I could control my fate, I began to visit fortune tellers. I chose  the seaside towns that they forgot to shut down, where I had enjoyed large chunks of my childhood, going undercover to document my discoveries.

This experience had a profound effect, not just on the narrative my work embellished but on my life as a whole: I feel these seven visits changed the course of my life somewhat. It was all very seductive, and quite exciting going in ‘wired up’ with a dictaphone, and then filming my response, but as time went on, I became rather sceptical following others’ disbelief bordering on cynicism and so was determined to prove them wrong and the ’seaside seven’ ‘correct’.

http://www.jonathangreenbank.com/archives/120

Every month I shared a diary of life events whilst my life story developed, before your / my  / our eyes. Moving flat and adjusting to changes at work – which several women had told me would occur – meant my studies took a back seat, yet if anything this brought my thoughts even more to the forefront than ever before. And, as the realisation that this could all just be a coincidence slowly dawned on me, so several stories came to light that suggested more was at play. For example, as I researched Sophie Calle and Paul Auster, I discovered the artist had just undergone a vast project involving fortune tellers, whilst many of the events described to me during the tellings, came true for me or those near to me in dramatic  circumstances. None more so than the drama surrounding my trip to New York for Christmas, already booked in secret but foretold by the fortune tellers, and culminating in an engagement to be married, again, as predicted.

A friend we met in New York. really good eyesight

On the way to NYC a film that had been recommended to me multiple times, told me in no uncertain terms that 

“You can’t ascribe cosmic significance to am earthly event.

COINCIDENCE.

That’s all anything ever is.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Coincidence.

He had finally learned…

There are no miracles.

There’s no such thing as fate.

Nothing is meant to be.”

Which was a kind of relief – I took it as read that this be the case, so shifted my interest areas once again, choosing instead to look at my very distant past, potential events further down the line, and my parallel existence.

In terms of my ancestry, specifically my negro gums and their links to Nice in France, where I will be undertaking a residency in the near future, there are several links to immigration and name-links which offer exciting opportunities for future investigation.

And, as for my future, the evidence in recent months would suggest that the fortune tellers’ soothsaying is more true than not, and therefore, I should be able to pretty much plot out my life until I die of a heart attack at age 90ish, especially given that I must already had an interaction with some of those people who will be involved in my future in some way. 

Potentially, the most interesting narrative at present involves the whole notion of lookalikes, yes, Dave Gorman had an influence when I thought for a while about my name-a-likes, but I’m more interested in the visual and that’s why my current line of enquiry lies with people whom I am seen to resemble.

All of this suggests convergence in some way, and that all of this diverse strands will magically fuse together in an act of synchronicity to beat all others. This will need to happen before August, of course, so I’ve started reading Jung and others to fully appreciate this phenomenon. I’ve watched the films already, now I just need things to start happening even more frequently than they have done over the past few months.

Time moves on though, and I feel like Peter Blake, “clinging to [something] slipping away”. I need to get things together, in the words of Joseph Cornell, “before it fades”. therefore, I have decided to

January

Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Following New York, a new year, a new me?
 
 
Still in a post-engagement bliss (lest we forget that, during this month, not only did my second-cousin-once removed Russell Brand propose to Katy Perry, but Lise was bizarrely likened to newly-engaged Katie Price – I know – who starred on Alan Carr’s chat show, to whom I myself was likened the very same day), the year got off to a surreal start with all that snow, and a few extra days off. A real god send, fateful almost, allowing as it did some quality time on a neglected assignment, walks in the snow, drinks in the pub, and preparation for a fancy dress party.
 
Growing up I had always wanted to be Sylvester Stallone. Well, more specifically, Rocky Balboa.
 
A Seventies fancy dress party offered the chance to become my hero for the night, and even better, with Adrian Pennino and Butkus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1331332/ ) by my side. We recreated the ice skating date, apt given the frightful weather outside, but even more appropriate when I realised that Sly and I had, in recent years, exchanged roles actually, given that he has become an Evertonian and a painter of some repute. Here we are at the party, Butkus is whispering to me the proposed plot for ROCKY 7, in which our pugilistic pioneer even becomes a teacher!
 
 
All the while I had become embroiled in the ultimately disappointing Africa Cup of Nations. I have written elsewhere, my reasons for supporting Algeria ( see http://www.englishfootballpost.com/news/2010/01/28/the-desert-foxes-on-our-boxes/ for a full explanation, but more will come on here soon), however, the next interesting example of synchronicity came when I gained a role on ITV’s fascinating new show, Soapstar to Superstar, when I even got to meet the woman of my dreams about ten years ago, Myleene Klass. And the very next day I was at a workshop, unbeknownst to me until arrival, led by an artist whom I cooked for two years ago. She has even recently been researching tarot cards.
 

This weekend was rounded off with a trip to Manchester – by chance we sat on the train carriage’s seats 27 & 28, our dates of birth – to the Strictly Come Dancing live show (long story) where another lookalike – Mark Ramprakash? – won the competition.

And that evening, an interesting twist in the elaborate eviction / escape process of Celebrity Big Brother involved the housemates’ opening of fortune cookies, each of which told that individual’s fate. The rest of the month buzzed by in a blur, with the only remaining stories of note worth telling involving my best mate’s finding of a flat having moved to Australia and a quirky landlord coincidence; my finding of a watchmaker named Jonathan Greenbank; my subsequent discovery that in Kent there’s an immigration officer called Jon Greenbank who made the news for deporting four members of staff in a Chinese restaurant there; and my meeting an artist who had created a work nine years ago whose title had stuck in my mind ever since:

“AS IF IN A DREAM, DREAMT BY ANOTHER”

I was overjoyed to be able to discuss the title with him, relating as it did to stories of… immigration. Moreover, its coming from a John Berger book about refugees encouraged the notion that many immigrants felt – that someone else was controlling their weird life. This I believed, was almost a replica of what I have been living through aswell, that is, should they so decide, others can switch off this fantastic adventure whenever they choose.

It is now six months since my initial visits to the fortune tellers, so next month seems an appropriate time to assess exactly what evidence we have of the predictions having come true – as you will have read, many have for me, with only three seeming to remain outstanding:

The L Plates… as I continue to avoid the contemplation of driving, a friend just passed his theory… but could this mean hen / stag nights?
 
The twins / three children, one a gifted musician etc… One thing at a time, thank you!

The dying of something like a heart attack in my nineties… a long way to go, yet.

However, I am intrigued to discover if any of these have resonance with your lives in any way: if so, please let me know by e-mail (theartist@jonathangreenbank.com) or discussion on the forum.

The last day of the month I felt terribly ill after a Bourdain-inspired Lapin aux Olives. As I lay in bed, somewhere, a new facebook campaign was being conjured up. Doppelganger week, in which everyone involved was to use a lookalike of themselves as their profile photo.

These two apparently used one of me… Oh, the irony… and notice they must have met at some fundraiser for diabetes (remember the fortune tellers’ tales) organised by Specsavers.
 
Anyway. Happy Valentine’s. And heartfelt thanks, as always.